Downstairs Update

The guy below has a new boyfriend. This one doesn't make much noise, but he's a carbon copy of the last one. There's a strange noise coming from their bathroom, like something heavy being dragged across the floor and tossed into the tub... shhhhhhh--PLONK..... shhhhhhh--PLONK..... shhhhhhh--PLONK..... The house is vibrating. BC and I did a google search of the sounds from the goings-on with the last boyfriend and concluded that they were doing something called a "booty bump," involving drugs and getting butts above heads. Maybe I should give them a pet gerbil. More breaking news as the investigation continues...