Who's on Chris? (Cellphone Confusion This Morning...)

CHRIS J, WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP MY CELLPHONE TODAY INSTEAD OF HIS: Hello?

CHRIS V, WHO WAS TRYING TO CALL ME: Hi... Chris?

CHRIS J: Yes, who's this?

CHRIS V: It's Chris.

CHRIS J: Yes, I'm Chris, who's this?

CHRIS V: It's Chris.

CHRIS J: Oh hi Chris.

CHRIS V: ...

CHRIS J: Chris who?

CHRIS V: It's Chris Vandemore.

CHRIS J: Hi Chris, what's up?

CHRIS V: I'm trying to get a hold of Chris.

CHRIS J: ...

CHRIS V: Chris Komater.

CHRIS J: He's here at the office.

CHRIS V: But I called his cellphone.

CHRIS J: And he gave you my number?

CHRIS V: This is his number.

CHRIS J: This is his number?

CHRIS V: You must have his cellphone.

CHRIS J: Oh.

Call waiting beep

CHRIS J: Hello?

CHRIS K: Hi Chris, it's Chris.

CHRIS J: Yes, it's Chris.

CHRIS K: No, I'm Chris.

CHRIS J: Chris who?

CHRIS K: Chris Komater.

CHRIS J: Oh, Chris, Chris was trying to get a hold of you. I have your cellphone. Hold on a minute...

Call waiting click

CHRIS J: Hi Chris, it's Chris. That was Chris.

CHRIS V: I have to go.

Call waiting click

CHRIS J: Hi Chris, that was Chris. I have your cellphone.

CHRIS K: I know.

and on and on...